I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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