Pants 0. Shit 1.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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