Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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