forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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