AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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