Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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