if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
