her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Oh god it's open bar.
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