Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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