He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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