Is it normal to miss your booty call?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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