Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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