no one should ever give us hovercrafts
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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