It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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