just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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