So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ketchup is God's man juice
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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