i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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