Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Someone came in the potted fern
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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