I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
operation harelip BJ is a go
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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