Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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