Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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