But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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