google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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