What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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