She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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