All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Someone signed my nipple.
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