you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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