I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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