marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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