i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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