It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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