I can't watch pbs sober anymore
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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