when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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