I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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