Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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