At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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