This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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