Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My vagina is officially offended.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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