I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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