some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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