So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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