We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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