I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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