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maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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