belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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