the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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