Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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