Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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