Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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