I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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