'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
A bitchslap is in order.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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