haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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