She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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