He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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