Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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